320 – Toys Kali Shouldn’t Have

320 – Toys Kali Shouldn’t Have

A friend of mine is a Real Person In Chemistry, and he waves his hands and makes magical chemically goodness happen, and he has one of those toys, and I like run-on sentences, and yeah. There are so many possibilities for a microwave gun. The world is suddenly so much more awesome with the knowledge that microwave guns exist and are a thing.

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  1. Smee says:

    There are also microwave drills that accidentally create ball lightning.

  2. fangrider says:

    there is also a cute cat avatar that runs around and kills liars by shooting a variety of elemental balls out of its mouth…..

  3. Kali says:

    I must have one.

  4. Michael says:

    Unfortunately there is no fission toaster. Though I’m not sure I’d want to eat that toast anyways.

  5. MrGBH says:

    MMmmm, fission toast, the best kind of toast.

  6. L says:

    So, where is Kali getting fuel for her toaster

  7. Raven Gold says:

    Oh pfft! Thats nothing next to my sub-space tea cosy!

  8. featherbrain says:

    My new fission toaster will well match my nuclear coffee.

  9. Renold says:

    MrGBH, you shouldn’t eat fission toast. I’ve heard that eating it makes you invisible. How would passersby see you making funny faces at them? D:

  10. fangrider says:

    mrgbh would tape pieces of paper with funny faces on them to his/her’s face

  11. randomthinker says:

    @fan then how would s/he see?

  12. MrGBH says:

    @Randomthinker
    I’d cut holes into the eyes. Don’t worry, I’ve got it all figured out.
    (And I am a he, btw. My Avatar’s a pic of a character I had commissioned. You can see more of the artists work at http://www.dreamwatcher7.deviantart.com/ )

  13. drmike says:

    So what toys should Kali have? ;)

  14. fangrider says:

    she should have death rays and doomsday machines!!!!
    “omgoshpleasesaysheshouldhavedeathraysanddoomsdaymachines!!!!”

  15. Rave says:

    A guy I went to school with made himself one of those. He really liked the high voltage kind of stuff(as it was, he was going to have to do his final project in a different room than the rest of ours as there was a good chance it would fry some of the other projects). He used it once in the cafeteria and it was kind of funny how many people would go right into the beam to see the fluorescent bulb that was lighting up while it was just sitting on a chair.

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