507 – Differences in Perception 3

507 – Differences in Perception 3

Based on real stories… or things that have already happened in the comic.

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  1. Fluttershy says:

    Oh no, that poor defenseless centipede! How could you! You are a very bad person, Mr. Renold!

  2. Mr. Torgue says:

    @Fluttershy

    HE SHOULDN’T HAVE SQUISHED IT ҉ HE SHOULD HAVE MADE IT EXPLODE!! ҉ ҉
    - Mr. Torgue

  3. Rubeus Hagrid says:

    @Mr. Torgue
    Might I be able to interest you in some animals I bred myself by crossing manticores and fire crabs? I call ‘em Blast-Ended Skrewts, they have a habit of exploding a lot. Fully grown ones are big suckers, ten feet long, impervious to most magic and a tad ill-tempered.
    Some small purple reptilian creature claiming to be a dragon just asked if they can really explode twice, of course they can! They can explode as many times as they want over their lives, or even in a single day!
    I’ve got a clutch of about twenty Skrewt eggs I’m willing to part with for say… thirty galleons and a stiff drink, if you’re interested. You’d best hurry if you are, I’ve got a couple other buyers interested, some guy called Kalish who shoots crazy Muggle superhero types in brightly-colored spandex suits and a guy named Bay who claims to be trying to make one of those movie thingymabobbers that’s basically a four-hour-long explosion, both are at least as boom-happy as you are. Weird names those Muggles have.
    -Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts

  4. Sejanoz says:

    Said it before & I’ll say it again: Renold is a jerk.

  5. Andrew says:

    Testing the server timing….

  6. Spike the Dragon Knight says:

    @Rubeus Hagrid
    Whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????!!!!

  7. Mr. Torgue says:

    @Rubeus Hagrid

    THOSE SKAGLICKERS DON’T KNOW EXPLOSIONS THE WAY I DO!! ҉ ҉

    AS FOR BUYING SOME OF THOSE EXPLODING CRITTERS….SURE, WHY THE F@CK NOT!! ҉ ҉

    OH, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW TO DEFEND HOGWARTS WITH IN CASE THE NO-NOSE GUY SOMEHOW COMES BACK, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FINE ARMAMENT FROM THE TORGUE CORPORATION:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boGF9Mc1B4A

    YOU’RE WELCOME!! ҉ ҉
    - Mr. Torgue

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