517 – RPG Nut

517 – RPG Nut

Dungeons: the Dragoning 40k is more than a mashup universe. It’s a mashup system pulling heavily from Exalted, White Wolf and D&D, with some Warhammer and Mass Effect thrown in for good measure. I recommend getting your hands on the PDFs (the base book and the supplement, For A Few Subtitles More). It’s a hilarious read if you’ve ever played a tabletop RPG (more hilarious if you’ve played several systems) and I absolutely cannot wait to play my character, pictured above.

Yes, that’s a functional axe. Yes, it’s suspended in midair without a strap. Yes, it has Rock Band keys. Yes, it’s a rare artifact. It also functions as an MP3 player and as a piece of my Atlantean past life. This ought to be enjoyable.

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  1. Mr. Torgue says:

    THAT PICTURE WAS A EXPLOSION OF AWESOMENESS!! ҉ ҉
    - Mr. Torgue

  2. drmike says:

    is it a +5 Vorpal? (See if anyone gets that reference)

  3. drmike says:

    Oh, and looks like they’ve updated since the post that you link to. v1.3 is located here:

    http://lawfulnice.blogspot.com/2011/04/version-13-release.html

    I’m still going through the site myself so there may even be a later edition.

  4. Princess Luna says:

    HaHA! We have seen the reference you speakest of!
    … Dearest sister tells us that if we understand the “joke” in question, we are to inform the person that it is ancient…
    We still find it most amusing.

  5. Mr. Torgue says:

    HEY KALI, CAN YOU PLAY THIS ON THAT AXE!! ҉ ҉??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSYPD6Sl4Bs

  6. Spike the Dragon Knight says:

    What happened to her hands?
    Did they cut off as she was drawing the ax guitar?!
    I’m worried about her, help us Princess!

  7. Mr. Torgue says:

    @Spike the Dragon Knight

    DON’T RELY ON THE PRINCESS…….MR. TORGUE TO THE RESCUE!!! ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉
    - Mr. Torgue

  8. Princess Luna says:

    @Mr. Torgue
    Thank you, fair citizen. You are a most honourable and trustworthy soul.
    We bestow upon thee the title “Knight Sir Torgue, the Galliant”!


    Dearest sister has just informed me that we discontinued the “Knight Sir” title two hundred years ago. T’was “too awkward to say in modern vernacular”.

    In light of this, she suggested a better title: “Sir! Torgue, the Badass!”.

    We do not understand the improper punctuation, or how you are related to our donkey brethren, but we trust sister’s judgement.

  9. Wash17 says:

    Freebird!

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