Sexier Than Bilbo

Sexier Than Bilbo

That’s pretty close to my actual Halloween costume this year. I tend to despise women’s fashion, and I freaking hate that most of the available Halloween costumes for women are skanky. So this year, I trolled the concept by taking something nobody had ever skankified before — and is still in the realm of geekery. Thus, Sexy Smaug the Dragon.

<artist> It’s a conceptual performance piece subverting societal norms by applying them to less popular subcultures. </artist>

Anyway, Julian went as Trolly Potter and broke Elder Wands across his knee all night. He was more akin to the Harry Potter of “Wizard People, Dear Reader.” If you haven’t seen it, get your Google in gear.

Happy Halloween!

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Discussion (19)¬

  1. Sejanoz says:

    DAMN, Penny is hot! (Pun intended!)

  2. mneme says:

    Are there pictures? That sounds really cool!

  3. Chuck says:

    That is pure genius!

  4. Josh says:

    Suddenly, I have a thing for sexy dragons.

  5. MrGBH says:

    I was gonna say, I don’t remember that character from the movies.

    If she was in it, then I might have paid attention.

  6. Qhar says:

    I did something similar a few years ago. My acting teacher was talking about how all female Halloween costumes are “Sexy [insert profession or animal here]”. So I went as a Sexy Lobster. 🙂

  7. nightarix says:

    @qhar i don’t know whats weirder that i googled that, that it actually came up with something on instructables, or that the costume used for that instructable is a toddlers lobster costume

  8. nightarix says:

    @MrGBH i think smaug is the dragon from the movie/book “the hobbit”

  9. Santa Clause says:

    Ho Ho Ho

  10. NaesDraw says:

    My childhood is now corrupted.

    /Awesomely/ corrupted.

  11. littlebeast says:

    I must be frequenting the MSPA forums too much – when I read Trolly Potter, I thought of .

  12. Domo says:

    Mundo goes where he pleases

  13. drmike says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen. 🙂

    (I think I tried that before…)

  14. Anonymous says:

    That is awesome… anything that breaks the norm AND is still sexy… is awesome in my book.

    Hi, I am a bicurious, US Army Sergeant, Sci-Fi loving, techno-geek, Electronica/Hard Rock/Classical/Metal fan, furry… who does not own a fursuit or go yiffing in one either because that would be too creepy.

    Norms are for chumps and losers who are too scared to go over the speed limit.

  15. AflacMan13 says:

    Sorry… I forgot to input my info for the Anonymous comment… I am the anonymous furry above.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Wow. Nice costume.

  17. Qhar says:

    @nightarix: Holy crap that costume is way better than mine was! I just wore a flesh-coloured body suit, red bra and panties, and made myself some claws. I might have to try the “turning toddler costumes into slut-wear” idea next year!

  18. Aust says:

    XD For a second I thought “Sexy Balrog?”

    But then I saw the tail. Either way is epic XD

  19. FreeFlier says:

    Secy Balrog is just wrong . . .

    And I demand to know how Aust infected my thinking!

    Or is that Great Minds Think Alike?