Dungeons: the Dragoning 40k is more than a mashup universe. It’s a mashup system pulling heavily from Exalted, White Wolf and D&D, with some Warhammer and Mass Effect thrown in for good measure. I recommend getting your hands on the PDFs (the base book and the supplement, For A Few Subtitles More). It’s a hilarious read if you’ve ever played a tabletop RPG (more hilarious if you’ve played several systems) and I absolutely cannot wait to play my character, pictured above.

Yes, that’s a functional axe. Yes, it’s suspended in midair without a strap. Yes, it has Rock Band keys. Yes, it’s a rare artifact. It also functions as an MP3 player and as a piece of my Atlantean past life. This ought to be enjoyable.